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I think this is some kind of early human wearing a fur jacket. But i might be a modern pic of one of those WEIRD hippy people that wear strange feather jackets. Is that a chinchilla in the background? No, i think thats a snake, maybe. But still, i could be wrong.

Chipmunks

Chipmunks are destroying raccoons; they are good. It's so simple. Feed chipmunks lots of crackers if you see them. I happen to have seen one recently, so i gave it a marsh mallow. It went CRAZY.

Yeah. Feed them CRACKERS. No marsh mallows or sugar.

An anonymous user told m this story!!!! this shows that Raccoons are getting more dangerous!


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I was in my room while my parents and my sister were gone, my door bell rang and i saw a raccoon and it wanted me to buy these bed sheets that look like they were stolen. It pointed a shotgun at my head and made me buy them. I said i had to go get my wallet and i grabbed a gun and climbed out a window and sneak behind the raccoon and shot it…


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It's a good thing he had a gun, or else he would have had to pay $658 for some stolen bed sheets!

FLYING RACCOONS

A flying raccoon!?!?! OMG A FLYING RACCOON RAN INTO MY WINDOW THEN I WENT OUTSIDE AND SAW IT!

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Watch out, these flying raccoons are after bread! Sometimes they sneak into your refrigtator and steal bread!

Raccoons taking over the world!

The end of the world is beginning! Raccoons all over the world are preparing to kill everyone on earth! Look at these pictures of what could happen:

It will all happen in 2012!

About Raccoon Solicitors

In case you are wondering, raccoon solicitors, (RS), are certain raccoons that sell cheap candles for $10.99. They wear a bowler hat and carry a brief case.

Super Evil Disgusting Raccoon Solicitors (SEDRS)

Super Evil Disgusting Raccoon Solicitors have appeared. I managed to get a good shot of a SEDRS here:

Unlike raccoons Solicitors, SEDRSs wear only an eye patch and sells pirated DVDs and CDs for $50 EACH! Beware of SEDRSs!